“I love to spend over $200k for stuff I can get for a fraction of the price.”
-No One Ever
What will happen to your money if you get an MBA:
Haters gonna hate. This is why you SHOULD get an MBA
Top MBA program professor
"Your $200k will be put to good use, don't worry. We'll teach you stuff you can learn on your own on the internet but you'll get a 2-year vacation that will make you feel productive. You will also get to network with other idiots like you that spent $200k on an MBA. Win-win for everybody, the way I see it
MBA Alumni
"$200K got me the right to feel superior to my colleagues, who are otherwise better at their jobs than me. Whatever, lick my diploma assholes."
You'll be considered a god in your home country
“Un MBA en el extranjero???? Un MBA en un pais del primer mundo???? Eso es solo para dioses”
-Juan Gonzalez
(An average Chilean man)